dream about me.
Also, can everyone stop presuming EVERYTHING is about them?

Because not everything is.
Hard to believe, I know!

But hey.

Now in my case, EVERYTHING is about me, and I am entirely aware of it.
Because I am the fucking best.

Well yes, you’re right!

Everything I post is actually about you.
I might as well just send you emails, since it’s so obvious that every single post that might sound VAGUELY like you, is definitely about you.
So yep, I’m gonna agree with the ‘selfish’ title and say this once.

Not everything is about you. 

omggg ai lufff shawt stakk cuz dey r sewww kewlll
David & I enjoy casually discussing our shared adoration for the quality music produced by artists, Short Stack.
#sarcasm

omggg ai lufff shawt stakk cuz dey r sewww kewlll

David & I enjoy casually discussing our shared adoration for the quality music produced by artists, Short Stack.

#sarcasm

(Source: dorkfacegirl)