It’s entertaining as fuck.
A hell of a lot better than shit like Australia’s Next Top Model and similar crap.

Plus it’s interesting to see a bunch of men with more woman power than 80% of women I see and know from TV and general media.

Like, these girls are fucking owning it.
They’re fabulous and goddamn they know it.

OH MY GOD SASHAY AWAY THIS IS SO GOOD

So bad. So good.

I’ve taught the baby to talk to me in a Batman voice.
That irritating gravelly thing he does.
Anyways, it’s all nonsense, but SO adorable.

[So, I’m done moping and I’m now thinking about how blatantly sexy last night was. It was super duper sexy. Like, lip biting, hands roaming, up against a wall whispering and shit like that. Fuuuuuck.]

Because not everything is.
Hard to believe, I know!

But hey.

Now in my case, EVERYTHING is about me, and I am entirely aware of it.
Because I am the fucking best.

May have been texting him back and forth all day. All night.
May be feeling outrageously wary of this attention.
But I’ll go with it, for now.
It’s better than missing anyone else who I’ve already complicated things with.

Is it wrong if the last thing on my mind right now is that fact that I’m a dreadful human being?
I’m selfish, that’s clear.

I forgot entirely what a damn turn on an arrogant man can be.

Not something to be proud of, but I still am.

Totally peed next to a fence yesterday.
I KNOW I KNOW IT’S NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.

But it was one of those ‘first time ever’ things that everyone else seems to have done already and I’m just amused that finally I went ahead and joined the club of the classy ladies who, in absence of an actual toilet, pee elsewhere outside.

I also climbed up on a roof via a bin.

That is also something I am very proud of. I was all ninja and shit, like, jumped straight up on that mofo.

just got me out of bed and looking at things from a slightly different, less mopey, a lot less, omg someone kill me my life is over, sort of angle.

Which is a really sort of scary fact that I was looking at anything like that in the first place.
Blurg. I’ve dealt with the issue, it’s been discussed, I know how it all is, I just need to get over myself, now. /nods