December 2009
“There is that small chance I’ll get what I want; to be someone to relate to for...”
– max bemis, say anything lead singer.
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feeling ill?
it’s early morning! wooo! it’s fun. right? right.
early morning blogging is good times.
i enjoy it.
usually. sometimes.
i think. *shrugs*
vague feeling i’m in need of a break from my friends.
that. is a horrible thing to say. i am aware of this.
and even though it feels like i’ve not seen them in ages.
it also feels like i’ve spent the past 5 weeks with them....
christmas lunch
ahhh, christmas.
perhaps the longest day of family, food and awkward conversation. started at 9am, six hours after i fell asleep. some presents, then playing with presents (wii fit plus, hinting at something family? haha no, i really like wii fit. <3 ) quick shower, and off to lunch at my aunts.
my aunt max makes the BEST christmas lunch imaginable. it’s ridiculous how good she makes...
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ohaiikidz
merry christmas.
don’t kill anyone.
just forget about mathematical methods CAS for one day.
enjoy it. <3
jack is a total jerk.
tonganfalefel.: rly, where is a shamwow when you need one
jack: ok, too far
tonganfalefel.: bahahahahaha
tonganfalefel.: it's laaate, i can say whatever i want
as if he posts this shit on tumblr. C:
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Decaf Coffee
Officially tastes like absolute ASS.
What’s that? You’re so funny, “How do you know what ass tastes like?”
WELL LOOK.
1) It’s an expression. Fairly crap, but an expression nevertheless.
2) Believe me, in the event that I actually had tasted ass, I doubt you’d be casually asking me how it happened. But really, my mother, while she was trying to be thoughtful,...
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ohmygosh work
just got back from work.
it was 35c and i had to work! everyone else went to the beach and such. gaaah.
i work at KFC by the way. it’s sweaty and hot and oily and generally quite disgusting. but i love the people i work with.
so it’s not so bad. :)
anyways, now i’m going to have a shower and go to owen’s with others to watch christmas movies!
woooo! :):):)
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at...
sillyjofairchild:
photographeachday:
babyprostitute:
taleofbadgoodbyes:
trinnasdfghjkl:
candicelee:
rawrock-kills:
myvaginaitches: calmdownatthedisco: getreadytorun: melissaannemarie: heybrittney: shreyamon: iamglencoco: biteyourbottomlip: saysomethingclever: loveinloveout: kissmebythewater: imsayum:lucystar: traaacy:alliwoop: leafytea :iamsophierose :lauramoorcroft:...
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Productivity has decreased by 56%
okay, i’ll begin by explaining that i have done effectively FUCK ALL today. woke up late, had about an hour of confusion thanks to gosh darn friends, about half an hour of angry thanks to parents, 2 hours of boredom, an hour of disappointment, then about 7 hours of self loathing and despair ;)
anyway, after i typed the title of this post, i remembered something i find peculiar.
you know...
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I miss MySpace.
Cause we thought we were so cool. :)
shadowsinthenight:
goodnightbaby:
Would you shave your head if a family member asked you to because they had cancer? I don’t know if any of my family members would ask me to, considering they know how I am about my hair. But why not :)
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant? Smack the doctor in the face. Silly man.
Did the...
“No, Tim, I don’t want to be raped, right now!”
– Thanks to Eleanor for those somewhat concerning words.
Say Anything are my favourite band. Of all time....
text messages with mum
Mum: Where r u?
Me: On the bus home, at A. Gardens atm.
Mum: Why are you at the ATM?
Me: *at the moment
Mum: What? Why are you at the ATM?
Me: atm means at the moment.
Mum: lol
*facepalm* msn-speak illiterate mother is lulz.
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Charles Bukowski is a hero.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I’m not going to let anybody see you. there’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he’s in there. there’s a bluebird in my...
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How to: Write a Twilight Novel (Beginner)
Story Line:
1. Think of your favourite place ever. Now think of the opposite of that place. *shudders* That’s your setting.
2. Think of a mythical sort of creature that is generally portrayed as horrifying and deadly. Now add some glitter. Yeah? Main love interest number 1.
3. Dogs. That is all. Mixed with sexy sexy men with bad hairstyles for the first hour.
4. Base your main character...
